Otter Pup and Cat Become Friends!
“One day, she will go back to the wild.”
No way, I’d keep it as a pet!
"I've found the secret to life....I'm okay when everything is not okay."
Otter Pup and Cat Become Friends!
“One day, she will go back to the wild.”
No way, I’d keep it as a pet!
i have lost count of how many times i have watched this.
Ringbearer Bunny Is Ready for the Big Day
Happy Bunday! Thanks, vindictiverot!
Sassy didn’t understand this black magic doppleganger before her.

I REPLACED ALAN’S GATORADE WITH ANTIFREEZE!
LET’S SEE IF HE NOTICES!

WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2012 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS. THEY’D BETTER HAVE A GREAT BOOZE CART.

OH, I’M SORRY, LARRY. I THOUGHT THE POINT OF GETTING A HOTEL WITH DELICIOUS BREAKFAST SERVICE, SOME HOT TUBS AND A NICE LITTLE POOL WAS TO USE THOSE AMENITIES TO INCREASE OUR ENJOYMENT SINCE THEY’RE INCLUDED IN THE RENTAL PRICE. FUN DOESN’T COST EXTRA. I DIDN’T REALIZE CHECKING YOUR EMAIL 200 TIMES WAS YOUR IDEA OF A GOOD VACATION OR I’D HAVE JUST BOOKED US A TABLE AT THE COFFEESHOP BY OUR HOUSE.
I’M SERIOUS. STOP TEXTING AND FROLIC WITH ME BEFORE I STRANGLE YOU.
So true